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| | “I want that jury to know that each and every one of you are mentally fucking retarded, and you should be euthanized because, as Darwin said, you have naturally selected... |
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| | Amanda Seyfried has a strange theory about her incredible shrinking tits: It’s Hollywood’s fault. This would seem counter-intuitive as Hollywood usually prefers their... |
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| | My dad never showed up to my Little League games. I always thought it was because he was too busy and he didn’t love me. But he confessed to me that he didn’t show up... |
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| | Human trainwreck Amanda Bynes was kicked off of a private jet this week because her license is suspended. Turns out TSA won’t let you fly without a valid ID. Fuck, Who knew?... |
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| | I guess Janet Jackson being a billionaire is a big story. Even though it’s not exactly true. Still she’s got herself a nice chunk of change and I think should finally... |
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| | I fucking love meat. Nose to tail. When I’m sitting at IHOP eating my side of sausage, all I can think about his how fucking awesome pork tastes while wishing I could... |
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| | It’s a scientific fact that girlfriends who are crazy sex fiends are also just plain crazy. Not all of them will murder you bloody in the shower like Jodi Arias did her... |
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| | Certain women can pull off the close cropped hair thing. Certain women can not. Here’s Larry Fishburne in bra and panties on the beach in L.A. He’s lost weight. Photo... |
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| | I’m not sure how many movies Jennifer Aniston is in where she plays a woman who almost flashes her tits. Rough guess. Every single one. She likes to tease the press by... |
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| | Rihanna was busy filming her new music video for the single, “Pour It Up”, this week, but the star still managed to find a moment to post an image that read,... |
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| | I once lost my swimsuit at the shoreline to an unexpected wave. I don’t remember a frenzy of photographers trying to take my picture. Just a mother reassuring her crying... |
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| | Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Irina Shayk won Cannes last night. It’s over, all of the other celebrities can get back on their expensive boats and jets and go back to... |
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| | It turns out that Paris Hilton has a pretty good reason to be hanging out at the de Grisogono cocktail party and Roberto Cavalli’s yacht party with her boyfriend River... |
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| | I don’t really get fashion. Or art or pageantry or style or why it’s not appropriate to call your girlfriend’s clit a little baby penis during lovemaking. But I... |
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| | Everyone’s favorite dickhead ex-baseball player Jose Canseco has once again shown why not everyone should have access to Twitter. He was Tweeting away idiotically this... |
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| | I understand conservative parents. If you’re not a hyper-concerned bitchy annoying lying to your kids about shit you did when you were young parent, you’re probably... |
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| | Ryan Gosling, the guy your girlfriend absolutely is thinking about when you’re boning, is being hated on at the Cannes Film Festival. Gosling wasn’t even there to... |
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| | When I see Ireland Baldwin, I see nothing but trouble. Big future soul sucking trouble. Balls will be busted, lives with be ruined. Mental health professionals will write... |
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| | The folks at TMZ got their hands on the NDA agreement visitors to Justin Bieber’s mansion must sign before entering his humble abode built on his love of Christ and family.... |
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| | This is the third official Cannes Film Festival for Sharon Stone’s latest version tits. Not bad for rentals really. Sharon barely made it through customs as European... |
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