Morning Wood

If The Cheeky Girls put on boiled Miss Piggy masks, then they'd look exactly like Lady CaCa - Holy Moly!

White Oprah on HoHan: "She's a genius" - Celebitchy

Simon Cowell promises that American Idol will not nix the crazy - ICYDK

When Mischa Barton gets out of the loony bin, she may have to go directly to the unemployment line - SOW

The Jonas Brothers faked it. We all know they are experts at playing with balls - Socialite Life

And then Russell Crowe threw a phone at her - I'm Not Obsessed

The truths of Labor Pains - FourFour