Afternoon Crumbs

Expect a sequel to JLove's "STOP CALLING ME FAT" People Magazine cover in 3...2... - Hollywood Tuna

I have a feeling that this is the closest Elisabetta Canalis will ever get to riding on George Clooney - Lainey Gossip

The Brangelina Holy family continue to feast on the food of the GODS - Popsugar

Christina Hendricks and her 8th world wonder tittays in Esquire - Egotastic!

What your genitals have been waiting for: Ivana Trump in a bikini (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Justin Timberlake in drag would've been hotter - Just Jared

Katie Price might have a case of the oinks. SAVE HARVEY! - Holy Moly!

Made of NIGHTMARES - Cityrag

Kewpie Doll in a two piece - Popoholic

Papa Joe's Angels go to dinner - Hollywood Rag

This is a hot video - Hollywood Tuna

Ali Larter gained a ball and chain this weekend! - SOW

Frieda Pinto and Dev Patel make their debut as official fucky time partners - Celebitchy

Katy Perry face-first in a donut hole (not porn) - Socialite Life

Cue Joe Jackson rubbing his palms together - Popeater

JLo should just give Skeletor the whole cone, because he's the one that needs it - I'm Not Obsessed

Professional Magazine Cover Whore on Elle - ICYDK

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