Fatback Media: Katy Perry Knows What to Pray For

Some people are shallow and when they pray every night or on Sundays when they go to church they ask for world peace, less climatic catastrophes or the war to end in Iraq. Selfish bastards. Katy Perry kneeled down and prayed to God for big boobs. The thing that all guys want their girlfriends, or just girls in general to pray for.

She said, ” I remember very vividly kneeling by my bed as a nine-year-old, saying my prayers and asking God to give me boobs that were so big that if I laid on my back I wouldn’t be able to see my feet.” God bless. God came through and gave Katy a pretty amazing rack but I am still a little peeved that she hasn’t given us a nipple slip in all this time. She needs to stay in the tabloids right? Does she think she is going to go in the studio one day and write I Kissed a Girl 2? Hell no. Give us some action KP!

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