Afternoon Crumbs

Oh My Godric: Seeing Jason Stackhouse with his nipples out never gets old - Just Jared

The Photoshop Awards: Keira Knightley's topless Chanel ad - Egotastic!

RiRi's terrifying witchy red claws make her look so maternal - Popsugar

Michael Buble's new piece - Lainey Gossip

If crazy Richard Hatch's defintion of "gay" is a bitch who doesn't pay their taxes, then I totally agree with his statement - Towleroad

Christina Hendricks and her chichis o' plenty in L.A. - Hollywood Tuna

Brit Brit in 5 years - Hollywood Rag

Everyone's favorite evil gayby has a message for every Emmy voter - SOW

Off the charts - Cityrag

Karina and Maksim's fart-inducing staged romantic pictures (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Kirstie Alley is about to cover everyone at the National Enquirer with chocolate sauce and fried barley chips so that she can eat them all up - Celebitchy

Leelee Sobieski still exists - Popoholic

Holy stoner Brad Pitt is doing a movie just for his kids - I'm Not Obsessed

Katy Perry prayed for big titties when she was a little girl. You and me both, bitch. But your prayers got answered - Socialite Life

Hailey Glassman is really fucking clever - ICYDK