Afternoon Crumbs

Senator Al Franken draws a map of the US from memory! Pfft. But can he correctly name all ten million of the Duggar children?! That takes real skill. - Best Week Ever

Nicole Kidman can actually produce real tears! - Towleroad

Oscar-winning nipples - Egotastic!

Rebecca Gayfart is totally knocked up - Popsugar

And after the match, Roger Federer and Keith Urban played a game of racquetball off of Nicole Kidman's botoxed-to-death forehead - Just Jared

Ryan Gosling and his car....just because - Lainey Gossip

I don't know who any of these drunk ass skanks are, but they are doing everything RIGHT- Holy Moly!

Clothes: Milla Jovovich isn't wearing any - Hollywood Rag

Clothes: Ashley Greene is wearing some - Hollywood Tuna

Remember this face! You know you'll be seeing her ass in Transformers 3 (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

The Passion of the Drunk - Cityrag

Inside the Asshole Palace - Celebitchy

Yeah, Heidi Klum becomes a real fat fat fatty ass when she gets pregnant (sarcasm) - I'm Not Obsessed

Kiki looks a mess - ICYDK

Susan Sarandon or Tootsie? - SOW

I'm guessing Chris Brown won't be doing his version of "Beat It"? - Socialite Life

Is this what the Olsens look like without make-up? - Popbytes

Matt Damon just loved going on The Kirstie Alley Diet before filming The Informant - Popeater