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This cheers me right the fuck up. Yesterday Jessica Simpson was outdoors with the dog Nick Lachey gave her for birthday/Christmas/anniversary gift. I am not really sure. And it was snatched by a coyote right in front of her eyes! Haha! Hysterical! She is very distraught and it hanging all of these little signs (pictured above) all over the city to see if anyone has seen her malti-poo. First off that is a disgusting breed name for a dog. I am thinking about e-mailing the e-mail address on the missing poster and telling her the dog is here and is perfectly safe, then when she comes to pick the dog up, hand her a bag of goat intestines and blood. I personally am not a big fan of the miniature dogs celebrities are obsessed with. I prefer a big dog. Or at least a more muscular dog. Like a Boston Terrier. They would beat the living fuck out of a malti-poo. Speaking of dogs fighting, I wonder what Michael Vick would have to say about the coyote. Source Image via Links that were ripped to shreds Respect- IDLYITW Michael Moore compares Wall Street to the mob- Geno’s World Barack Obama calls Kanye west a “jackass”- Celebrity Dirty Laundry Taylor Momsen interview- I Don’t Want Your Life Mischa Barton is hot. Crazy, but hot- yeeeah jay Leno is popular- notorious news Olivia Wilde does GQ- IDLYITW
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