Afternoon Crumbs

SAVE OUR CHILDREN: Little Cokey meets Little Jenny - Popsugar

Megan Fox and her crotch on Rolling Stone - Hollywood Tuna

Amber Rose ain't going anywhere - Lainey Gossip

Mario Lopez (see post below) did it better than Mischa Barton - Egotastic!

How very Brad Pitt of Eggs - Towleroad

Jude fought the law and won - Holy Moly!

Is Miranda Kerr posing in a Sears Portrait Studio?! (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Charlize Theron should be a celebrity guest organizer on Hoarders - Hollywood Rag

Megan Fox has a fan...who she totally gave a handjob to so he could write this letter - Just Jared

Dogs will hump anything - Cityrag

Yet another Megan Fox-ism that makes your brain cry - Celebitchy

Start filling the baby bottles with barley water, because Jenna Jameson is knocked up - SOW

ANOTHER DAMN BABY IS GOING TO STEAL OUR OXYGEN!!!1!!!11!- I'm Not Obsessed

Will RiRi quit biting Conductor Tama's look - Socialite Life

The tranny wax figure versions of Kate Moss and TyTy - Popbytes

American Midol - ICYDK