Baby Abuse

This adorable Benjamin Button baby should reverse the trend of grown-ups slapping children by backhanding Peter Andre in the face. Baby won't be arrested for it. In fact, the Queen would probably knight him. And you can tell by the look on baby's face that he really wants to punch Peter in the face. Or maybe he just has gas. Peter tends to bring that out in a person.

Here's more of Peter getting tan grease on a little baby while signing copies of his new CD in Essex, England the other day.