Fatback Media: Avril Lavigne is Back on the Market

This is pretty good news for most people but sort of ho-hum news for others. It seems that Avril Lavigne and husband Deryk Whibley are separating after years of marriage. I don’t know why the hell she got married in the first place. It is not a cool thing to do amongst young punk rockers but Avril is a poser so I guess that makes it ok.

Some people find Avril to be goulish and snaggletoothed but Kirsten Dunst is the biggest snaggletooth of them all and I would still do her all night long. So, saying that, I would totally bang Avril if she let me. Of course I am hopping on a plane tomorrow to L.A. so I can get first dibs on the poser/punk rocker. Once I arrive she will not be able to resist my good looks and charm and we will be married at the little white chapel in Las Vegas in a matter of hours. Look out L.A.! Here I come!

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