Afternoon Crumbs

Oh, Victoria Silvstedt is just massaging her crotch crabs - Egotastic!

Jessica Simpson wearing a see-through muumuu and control-top granny panties to a pool party - Hollywood Tuna

Brad Pitt's man cave isn't as exciting as it sounds - Towleroad

Kristen Stewart and RPattz going into an elevator. That means they are totally doing dirty unicorn sex together - Popsugar

Paul McCartney just got away from one cuntoid and now he's forced to sit next to another one at his daughter's fashion show?! - Lainey Gossip

And when the priest asks if anyone objects to this marriage, Salma Hayek's nipples will holler "WE DO!" - Popeater

Detective La Toya is on the trail in Rome (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

You can't tell from these pictures but Suri is on the sidelines with a whip and a blow horn - Just Jared

Mr. Big is off the market - Celebitchy

Yes, Sherri, "real women" are all built like the Tasmanian Devil - I'm Not Obsessed

Carol Channing wins every time - SOW

Naomi Campbell's nipples take to the runway - Hollywood Rag

Christian Audigier needs to put his dick back in Jon Gosselin's mouth hole, so he can shut up already - ICDYK

This made me feel emotions - Cityrag

Being fucked up on the bad shit obviously gives Kerry Katona the giggles - Holy Moly!

Usually, I'm all for leather garter boots, but RiRi's arent doing anything for me - Socialite Life