There's Something Wrong With Jack Black's T-Shirt

Jack Black left a medical center in Beverly Hills wearing a solo moon wolf t-shirt. I ask you, where in the hell are the other two wolves?! Were those bitches sick? Do they have laryngitis? Maybe Jack was at the clinic, because he was checking in on two sick wolfies? Or maybe he's the one with the ills since he doesn't have the magic of the three wolves protecting him?

Jack can sort of pass for a Rubenesque wolf, but it's still not the same.