Afternoon Crumbs

Sasha Fierce must be leasing out her look to Shakira. Blame the economy.- Hollywood Tuna

Kellan Lutz should just move into the gym already - Popsugar

More of Susan Sarandon's daughter baring her titty balls in Californication. David Duchovny still hasn't recovered - Egotastic!

Yankee games just got a lot more boring for the wives - Lainey Gossip

After this picture was taken, Vadge bit the skin off of Penny's hand and stored it in her cheeks to use another day - Just Jared

Nick Zano with his nipples out might be the only good reason to watch Cougartown - Towleroad

Did the new version of Photoshop come out, because Tara Reid is doing Playboy - Superior Gossip

Rod Stewart is just a wee little thing (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

This puppy has better moves than anyone on Dancing with the Has-Beens - Cityrag

Kourtney Kardashian should be real for once and name her baby boy Publicity Stunt (PS for short) - Celebitchy

The government might call it even if Nicolas Cage agrees to never make a sequel to Bangkok Dangerous - ICYDK

Lily Allen's twatter is too busy to Twitter - Holy Moly!

Kissing cousins - SOW

Cher, you're a virgin who can POOP - I'm Not Obsessed

Fuggie Fug's cholita name was probably "La Pissy Pants" - Popeater

Dita Von Teese looks hot - Popbytes

The Hello Kitty Butterfly Princess is making gay dreams come true - Socialite Life

Pamela Anderson wearing a bedspread that got tangled up in the dryer - Hollywood Rag