Afternoon Crumbs

Slutoween brought together CoCo (as CoCo goes to church) and RiRi (as a slutty Tony the Tiger) - Hollywood Tuna

Yeah, Brad Pitt as DJ Lance Rock might give you the tingles, but let's analyze that pink hanky hanging out if his pocket. Dildos or titty torture? - Popsugar

This will be the end of us: JUGGALO FURRIES - Videogum

Wild Things on the subway - Towleroad

Dora the Miserable Explorer (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

St. Angie owes her entire career to Veronica Sawyer - Just Jared

It probably makes Zac Efron a little sad that he no longer flip his hair as he glides through the airport - Lainey Gossip

If JLove had a monocle and a top hat, she'd be a perfect slutty Mr. Peanut - Egotastic!

Penny Cruz has breasts and here's 9 pictures proving that - Cityrag

Helena Christensen looks like Glamberace's rainbow hole just sneezed on her - Hollywood Rag

YES! Sienna Miller is free to prowl the street for promised peen again - Celebitchy

Mimi can't wink - SOW

Stepford Katie and Sookeh Iz Mine are doing a movie together - I'm Not Obsessed

A Whole New Whore - ICYDK

Heidi Klum is good at Halloween - Holy Moly!

Mo'Nique actually showed up to the Precious premiere - Socialite Life

Bai Ling probably didn't even know it was Halloween - Celebslam