Afternoon Crumbs

The Peen Whisperer: This is how JLove's trying to get an Emmy - Popoholic

MiserAlba gets spanked by Casey Affleck, remains miserable while doing so - Egotastic!

The body of Calvin Klein underwear doesn't wear a bra - Hollywood Tuna

Even wolfs could use a little Botox in their pits - Popsugar

James Bond's skinny jeans could be tighter - Lainey Gossip

Mickey Rourke can touch his chin with his middle finger. THE TALENT! (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Sookeh is probably wondering why Stepford Katie's only programmed thought is "Tommy Girl is the sexier than Xenu"- Just Jared

The latest update on Levi Johnston's dick close-up - Towleroad

Shauna Sand in an elegant ensemble that I'm sure the Queen of England will be wearing very soon - Hollywood Rag

Bruce Willis says he won't get the Demi Moore Special anytime soon - ICYDK

Dumb hos are still freaking out over a pretty tame Eva Mendes billboard - Cityrag

Another tape in the "Linday Lohan's Worst Hits" series as provided by Michael Lohan - Celebitchy

Suri Cruise is scared of real-life children - SOW

Here's a gentle reminder that Jay-Z is boning Sasha Fierce - Socialite Life

Robbie Williams will reunite with Take That - Holy Moly!

Janet Jackson and her pocket troll are still together - I'm Not Obsessed

Panty creamer of the second - Popbytes