Afternoon Crumbs

FINALLY! An entire site devoted to calling out bitches for making "duckface" aka "queef face" aka "pruneface." Although, I know my picture will show up on that shit soon. - Antiduckface (via Buzzfeed)

One of the Twilight hos got nekkid for Peta. Tell your sex holes to calm down, because it's not RPattz - Egotastic!

Tila Tequila has no idea who the Yankees are, right? She just wanted a reason to do ho shit - Hollywood Tuna

Jakey G should have charmed the ostrich by doing the "Dance of the Hours" from Fantasia. You know he knows that shit - Towleroad

Xtina cut the polyester out - Just Jared

The Gossip Girl threesome was about as sexy as one of Hilary Duff's gigantic Chiclets (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

St. Angie's angel-carried chariot must be in the shop - Popsugar

The older version of Kate Bosworth runs - Lainey Gossip

When you see the words "Pamela Anderson" you should know that pictures of her saggy nalgas will follow - Hollywood Rag

Cereal killers - Cityrag

Jon Gosselin needs to take his case to Judge Judy so she can turn him inside/out - ICYDK

Brit Brit's bits make Joel Madden walk out of an interview - Celebitchy

Jerry Stiller just found his next starring vehicle - Paste

It ain't a real Full House reunion unless Kimmy Gibbler is front and center - SOW

Not since Heather Mills have the Beatles been so violated - Socialite Life

Maybe the lady thought Kim Kardashian was pregnant in her ass? It's an honest mistake - I'm Not Obsessed

Vadge goes to Brazil to meet Baby Jesus' mother....who is young enough to be her daughter - Holy Moly!

The return of Geisy Arruda - Jezebel