Afternoon Crumbs

Not only are Asshole and Pete sharing skinny jeans and tampons, but now they are sharing hair dye - Popsugar

Brooke Hogan may finally get a magazine cover now- Towleroad

File this with the rest of RiRi's nip "on purpose" slips - Egotastic!

Rachel McAdams might play a black pussy in Spiderman 4 - Lainey Gossip

SHIT IS ME! I mistook Kellie Pickler for Christina Hendricks. My nipples will never forgive me for this - Just Jared

Did ScarJo's chichis shrink or is black that slimming? - Hollywood Tuna

A truly beautiful Jennifer Aniston picture (but she has nothing to do with it) - Cityrag

How can Joe Perry deny a motherfucker rainbow? - Hollywood Rag

Robin Wright Penn or Demi Moore on too much testosterone? - ICYDK

George Clooney's beard works the famewhore stroll (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

A treasure chest full of caca-covered gems from Professor Whore Face - Celebitchy

No more Hank. No more Dollhouse. Your TV won't even notice - SOW

The good news is that Coleen Rooney's baby got a shot of whiskey in his titty leche - Holy Moly!

Nicole Kidman suffocating her ice balls at the CMAs - Socialite Life

Meanwhile, Balloon Boy and his brothers are still being raised by two brain-dead fucktards. That is a life sentence! - I'm Not Obsessed