Afternoon Crumbs

Levi Johnston's Playgirl shoot involves a hockey stick. I hope the hockey stick is on birth control - Towleroad

Tricia Helfer in a state of what you might call "totally fucking nekkid" - Egotastic!

Fergie should use that finger for better things, like plugging up her leaky beaver - Hollywood Tuna

The paint is drying - Popsugar

Wake me when the pictures from New Moon's Chernobyl premiere come out - Lainey Gosisp

RiRi almost gets scratched out by a cat - Just Jared

There's only one way to settle this: a cage match between Colbert and a jar of Miracle Whip - Best Week Ever

SamRo and her new piece (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Indiana Jones and the Wig Crypt of Doom - Hollywood Rag

Some bitch tried to get a bunch of cash out of Cindy Crawford - I'm Not Obsessed

Chris Pine is Breakout Something of the Year - ICYDK

Stephen Colbert shaves Woody Harrelson's bald spot for the troops - Celebitchy

Even shiny unicorns and smiley suns can't distract us from LiLo's meth face - Cityrag

Mimi and her friend bump guts - Socialite Life