Afternoon Crumbs

Zac Efron is trying to lure the unicorns to his wannabe magical forest hair. It's not working. - Lainey Gossip

Giada de Laurentiis makes delicious food names sound like something a gynecologist does to your private parts - Gawker TV

Personally I'd rather see Chuck Bass in lacy lingerie - Egotastic!

Xtina begins shooting the unofficial remake of Showgirls - Hollywood Tuna

Ryan Phillipe sucks at hiding - Just Jared

It was Halloween all over again at Tim Burton's MoMa tribute - Popsugar

Cameras are the work of the devil. Case in point: Mop Head nipples (NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

I think Kate Major got confused. Jon promised her a "hand job," not the other kind of job - Celebitchy

Jennifer Hudson to play Winnie Mandela - I'm Not Obsessed

If Julia Roberts suddenly got an extreme case of elephantitis in the face - SOW

What Gay Al Reynolds sees after he closes his eyes at night - Towleroad

Leighton Meester's face is modeling Xtina's "natural" make-up look - Socialite Life

Janet Jackson should've rang up Candy Finnigan - Popeater

Avril Lavigne's vagina is not slowing down anytime soon - Hollywood Rag

Somebody stick a block of wood in Chris Brown's mouth already - Holy Moly!

RiRi's alien powers are stronger than we thought, because she can shrink her head on command - ICYDK

If only RiRi could've used her powers to make her dress longer, or her crotch higher - Cityrag