Tila Tequila's Tampons & Titty Show

While some of us were fast asleep this morning dreaming about eating Twinkies with Tim Gunn (true story), Tila Tequila was starring in a marathon webcam party which went on for hours. Tila Tequila's Happy Time Tampon Marathon was broadcast on her Ustream page and featured her shaking nalgas, flashing her titty balls, playing with her tampon string and waving a gun around like it was a dildo. File this under: Things you can see in Tijuana for two Pesos.

According to TMZ, Tila also went off about Shawn Merriman, the footballer she accused of Chris Brown-ing her. Tila said Shawn does sex with underage girls, has turned his back on the black community and is a lady beating druggie. Tila also added, "People call me an attention whore .. or whatever ... but excuse me I'm a grown ass woman and I'm confident in myself ...I think a woman's body is a beautiful thing ... that's why I'm a lesbian ... I was born naked ... anybody who is against that is gay and in denial."

Tila's lawyer immediately blamed her on camera craziness on Shawn Merriman. Her lawyer said that the incident really pushed her right over the edge and straight into Planet Crazy. Tila is currently suing Shawn for $1.5 million.

If you have about 45 hours to kill and a handful of Valium at your disposal, click here and here to watch Tila's party. This shit is like the average audition tape for Rock of Love Bus.