Afternoon Crumbs

I'm sure deep thinker Megan Fox is reciting Proust in her head while flashing her cooter - Hollywood Tuna

My So-Called Nipples - Egotastic!

Jenna Jameson's face might be on too tight, because she's not making sense - Celebitchy

David Walliams' piece of the week looks beat - Holy Moly!

Vintage Lady CaCa - Towleroad

Kate Bosworth photographed walking in front of Askars. This obviously confirms that they are doing anal together on an hourly basis - Lainey Gossip

Jennifer Aniston makes duckface - Just Jared

In "no need to announce the obvious" news, Pamela Anderson has done cocaine - Hollywood Rag

Will Ferrell is overpaid. Officially. - ICYDK

Bar Refaeli in some lingerie (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Heineken knows how to make a viral video - Cityrag

Sasha Fierce goes crowd surfing - Popeater

Tommy Girl and Stepford Katie celebrate the third anniversary of their contract signing - Popsugar

Does this trick really look like Lucille Ball or did the two Cup 'O Noodles I ate for lunch eff with my head? - I'm Not Obsessed

Kristen Stewart could've destroyed the plates faster if she simply just performed a scene for them - Socialite Life