Afternoon Crumbs

Balloons trickling out of asses, rhinestones on crotches and giant gold angel wings... No, I'm not describing a Glamberace/Gayken/Tommy Girl threesome - Popoholic

And she's got her chichis out: The Miranda Kerr Edition - Egotastic!

Unfortunately, Miranda's boyfriend doesn't have his chichis out here - Popsugar

Askars is excited to get nekkid for True Blood. But not as excited as the millions of genitals who have been waiting for it - Just Jared

Why the hell does Squinty need sunglasses anyway? - Lainey Gossip

Dorota, come get this girl! (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Fergie flaunts her tuck game - Hollywood Tuna

RiRi the Size Queen might want to ring up Wilmer Valderrama - Cityrag

LiLo's newest "direct to the discount bin" movie - Hollywood Rag

Glamberace's gay fight with Out Magazine continues - Towleroad

Kim Kardashian is full of shit - I'm Not Obsessed

Dawson's marriage is done - Popeater

A fluffy pussy who cums butterfly-shaped confetti turned the Christmas lights on at some mall in England. Take that, Mimi! - Holy Moly!

Tina Fey needs her own talk show that plays 24-hours a day, 7 days a week - Celebitchy

Brad Pitt to fill a Dark Void. No, this isn't a story about him reuniting with Aniston - Socialite Life

The Saved By The Bell reunion is off - ICYDK