Starring Jennifer Aniston, Nicole Kidman And.....Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag will make her feature film debut, and surprisingly she won't be playing the role of Billy in the next Saw movie.

HuffPo says that Heidi has been cast alongside Adam Sandler, Jennifer Aniston, Nicole Kidman and Brooklyn Decker in the comedy Just Go With It. I guess all the Dollar Store Dolls and factory-defective Real Dolls in Los Angeles were otherwise engaged.

Heidi Twatted the apocalypse-summoning news. I also threw in a couple of her Twats that really need to be seen:

I was just cast in my first feature film comedy! I start filming monday!!!!!
4:13 PM Mar 10th via mobile web

memorizing my script for the feature comedy movie I am filming all next week
12:40 PM Mar 11th via mobile web

I love Jesus and the infinate love and light above
2:57 PM Mar 11th via mobile web#

I love the US Coast Guard so much! They have the coolest gazelle helicopters that fly over our house all the time. GO NAVY! love you guys!
33 minutes ago via web

Unfortunately, Heidi isn't playing Nicole's long-lost twin twister who was separated from her on the plastic surgeon's table. Heidi is playing herself. Again, there wasn't even a wig-wearing dildo (Kim Zolciak doesn't count) available to play the role of Heidi Montag?