Cameron Diaz & A-Rod Are Still Doing It

Wearing a dress cut so damn high that you could practically see if A-Rod's a nibbler or not, Cameron Diaz showed up to her 38th birthday party at a restaurant in NYC last night just a few minutes before he did. Cameron has never admitted that she's popping A-Rod's roidy ass pimples every night before they spoon, but she doesn't have to since this shit is obvious. You can practically smell it on her fingers.

But you know, Cameron is smart for not telling the media that A-Rod is popping her face pimples with his peen (he's a gentlemen who always returns the favor) before they spoon, because it won't be long before she's on to the next piece. Who's Kate Hudson boning again? Yeah, Cameron will be on his ass as soon as Kate skips off to the next one. It's a cycle...It's a cycle...