Paris Hilton Smuggles Drugs in Her Vagina

Is everyone writing a tell-all book these days? The answer is yes. "Girls Gone Wild" boss Joe Francis is suing to stop the sale of former employee Ryan Simkin's new tell-all book called: "FLASH! Bars, Boobs, and Busted: 5 Years on the Road with Girls Gone Wild."

Gawker managed to get an excerpt from the book which tells the story about Paris Hilton smuggling coke and ecstasy in her vagina.

I {Ryan Simkin} took out the Camel box and handed it to her, and she thanked me. We talked for a minute or two about the apparent difficulty of procuring those drugs in Europe. I asked if she was flying private, and she said, "No, commercial." And then as politely as I could, I asked her how she planned on traveling with that amount of blow and X. She held the box in her right hand, and then with an underhand swoop like a lower case J, she demonstrated exactly how she intended to beat airport security. She even whistled as she did it. A little alley-oop with the Camel Box, straight up her snatch.

This story happened when Joe Francis and Paris Hilton were dating. Simkin goes on to tell many other tales about famous celebs, from Tara Reid to Ashley Dupre, from Eminem to Ashton Kutcher to Snoop Dogg, none of the names have been changed in this book.

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